You make time and you make love dandy
You make swell molasses candy
But honey are you makin' any money?
That's all I want to know

You make fun and you could make trouble
Make mistakes and that goes double
But honey are you makin' any money?
That's all I want to know

You make dates, and you make trains
I can get that through my head
It's a cinch, in a pinch you could make breakfast
Even make the bed

You make good when you make a promise
No I'm not a doubting Thomas
But honey are you makin' any money?
That's all I want to know

You've got to hand it to the fair sex
They're anything but slow
They're revolutionizing romance
Each Romeo should know

They don't want to hear about the moonlight
Or the flowers, or the spring
Here's a little question they will ask you
When you flash that famous ring

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