I am a great lover of humor,
however little I have of it, and believe in it as
a panacea. In these days of nervous prostration, of
brain fag and of the strenuous life, there is nothing
that so much contributes to a survival of the trials
and sufferings of the day as a sense of humor. It
is like the buffers in the solid train, like the air
cushion of a modern field gun. It saves the jolt;
it takes up the recoil. It seems to me that this trade
of humor, so fully developed in the Irish character,
has had much to do with the persistence of the race
and with its growth of numbers and power and influence
the world over, in spite of the burdens and disadvantages
under which it has labored. In the Irish faith, the
smiles and tears chase each other fast. As John Boyle
OReilly said, "I wrote down my troubles
every day, and after a few short years, when I turned
to the heartaches past away, I read them with smiles,
not tears." In his poem, "An American,"
Kipling speaks of the ancient humor as likely to save
the American nation from the dangers to which it is
exposed:
But, through the shifts of
mood and mood,
Mine ancient humor saves him
whole --
The cynic devil in his blood
That bids him mock his hurrying
soul
That checks him foolish-hot
and fond,
That chuckles through his deepest
ire,
That glids the slough of his
despond
But dims the goal of his desire.
If this humor be the safety
of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion
into the American people of the Irish brain. It is
now 25 years since I had the pleasure of visiting
the Emerald Isle, and I remember its beauties well.
We landed at Queen Sound very early in the morning
of a July day and it seemed to me that nothing was
ever greener, nothing was ever sweeter, nothing was
ever more attractive than the surroundings of Queen
Sound harbor at that hour. Thence we went to Cork
and there in the suburbs that historic city we visited
Blarney Castle and kissed the stone with all its mellifluous
consequences. While in Cork there crowded up in our
memories that musical verse the Shandon Bell:
With deep affection and recollection
I often think on those Shandon
Bells
Whose sounds so wild would,
in my days of childhood
Fling round my cradle their
magic spells
On this I ponder whereer
I wander
And thus grow fonder sweet
Cork of thee
With thy bells of Shandon that
sound so grand on
The pleasant waters of the
River Lee
Biography:
Distinguished jurist, effective
administrator, but poor politician, William Howard
Taft spent four uncomfortable years in the White House.
Large, jovial, conscientious, he was caught in the
intense battles between Progressives and conservatives,
and got scant credit for the achievements of his administration.
Born in 1857, the son of a
distinguished judge, he was graduated from Yale, and
returned to Cincinnati to study and practice law.
He rose in politics through Republican judiciary appointments,
through his own competence and availability, and because,
as he once wrote facetiously, he always had his "plate
the right side up when offices were falling."
But Taft much preferred law
to politics. He was appointed a Federal circuit judge
at 34. He aspired to be a member of the Supreme Court,
but his wife, Helen Herron Taft, held other ambitions
for him.
His route to the White House
was via administrative posts. President McKinley sent
him to the Philippines in 1900 as chief civil administrator.
Sympathetic toward the Filipinos, he improved the
economy, built roads and schools, and gave the people
at least some participation in government.
President Roosevelt made him
Secretary of War, and by 1907 had decided that Taft
should be his successor. The Republican Convention
nominated him the next year.
Taft disliked the campaign--"one
of the most uncomfortable four months of my life."
But he pledged his loyalty to the Roosevelt program,
popular in the West, while his brother Charles reassured
eastern Republicans. William Jennings Bryan, running
on the Democratic ticket for a third time, complained
that he was having to oppose two candidates, a western
progressive Taft and an eastern conservative Taft.
Progressives were pleased with
Taft's election. "Roosevelt has cut enough hay,"
they said; "Taft is the man to put it into the
barn." Conservatives were delighted to be rid
of Roosevelt--the "mad messiah."
Taft recognized that his techniques
would differ from those of his predecessor. Unlike
Roosevelt, Taft did not believe in the stretching
of Presidential powers. He once commented that Roosevelt
"ought more often to have admitted the legal
way of reaching the same ends."
Taft alienated many liberal
Republicans who later formed the Progressive Party,
by defending the Payne-Aldrich Act which unexpectedly
continued high tariff rates. A trade agreement with
Canada, which Taft pushed through Congress, would
have pleased eastern advocates of a low tariff, but
the Canadians rejected it. He further antagonized
Progressives by upholding his Secretary of the Interior,
accused of failing to carry out Roosevelt's conservation
policies.
In the angry Progressive onslaught
against him, little attention was paid to the fact
that his administration initiated 80 antitrust suits
and that Congress submitted to the states amendments
for a Federal income tax and the direct election of
Senators. A postal savings system was established,
and the Interstate Commerce Commission was directed
to set railroad rates.
In 1912, when the Republicans
renominated Taft, Roosevelt bolted the party to lead
the Progressives, thus guaranteeing the election of
Woodrow Wilson.
Taft, free of the Presidency,
served as Professor of Law at Yale until President
Harding made him Chief Justice of the United States,
a position he held until just before his death in
1930. To Taft, the appointment was his greatest honor;
he wrote: "I don't remember that I ever was President."